The Craig W. Effron Site of his homelife

All about Craig W. Effron

Craig's wife and kids

Craig has a really nice wife name Markite. She's pretty and sweet and has blond hair. And you know what else. You really wanna know what else.....she has a nose. And legs. Effron loves that stuff.

Craig Effron and his kids

Craig has 11 kids. Most times he forgets their names because there are so many of them. Let's see...Mikey, Timmy, Petey, Roggy, Poggy, Milner, Svenson, Barabarella, Sprockets and Minnesota. I think that was 10 but the last one is very unimportant. I think he has like one leg or something

Pets

Craig likes dogs and cats and birds and other animals that have legs. The thing is, a monkey. Yes, a monkey. Monkey's are strange. I once spoke to a guy names Matt and he said that he saw some monkeys in Africa. He also thinks they are weird.

The Lawn

There has been a lot of speculation about his lawn as to what it all means and how far can he really go with it. Let me backtrack a little, I think that would help to explain what I'm talking about.

The History of The Lawn

So do you remember Edward Scissorhands? Not Johnny Depp, but the movie itself, the lawn sculptures and stuff. Well Effron loves that movie and he decided to make the lawn just like that. "The" Lawn.

Other Homelife things invloving Craig W Effron

What? You wanna know what else Craig does at home aka his homelife? NOt too much. I think sometimes he has sex with his wife, maybe he does that a lot cause that would explain all the kids. He also has a garage and likes orange soda

In my quest for more info that would help the basic Craig Effron user I came across this site that helps homemakers. As you are reading the Craig Effron homelife page I think that some advice and insight into the homemaker is certainly in order. Below I will post an article from a site that is outside the US, but still contains some useful information for the average user and reader:

What NZ Woman’s Weekly 'Cut' from my article:
While getting books from the library one day, a librarian inquired as to what I was writing. Her response to the idea of valuing the work people do from home, was one of utter scorn. "Who would want to be a ‘lowly’ housewife" was her attitude. I keep asking myself, why a ‘lowly’ housewife?

This sort of attitude is why I spent 7 years researching and writing the book "Earn $50,000 per year as a House Spouse" in an effort to change this view.

Women’s liberation has been great at advancing women’s rights (and I commend them for that) but they have failed at getting society to value the work that women do in the home

"Earn $50,000 a year as a House Spouse", shows people how they can not only afford to raise their family on one income but will actually be better off doing so. It also aims to raise the status of housewives and house husbands so people that work cease to look down on us.

I know a number of "working" women who would like to stay at home and not continue their "double burden" but their partners insist they have paid employment, being unaware of just how much can be gained by working from home.

Women’s liberation was meant to liberate women, not force them to hold down a paying job just to be accepted and valued by the rest of society.

I have not found a survey that looks at jobs a housewife is capable of doing and how valuable that contribution is worth other than the stereotypical household jobs that women do - cooking, cleaning and childcare. The ones that study these conclude that unless you take on the double burden of doing all normal household chores as well as holding down a paying job you will not be financially better off. Far more can be done from home than what these stereo typical surveys consider.

Then there are the jobs that housewives used to do in the community, that those few remaining women who are brave enough to be housewives are now swamped with. Society has the attitude, that they are at home doing nothing worthwhile anyway so "why shouldn’t they do something useful for a change".

I believe that variety is the spice of life and what job offers more variety than that of a House Spouse? With this in mind I have started a monthly newsletter called HouseSpice. To support and encourage HouseSpice in their endeavours. You can read and contribute to it via my website www.allwaze.co.nz -free! (HouseSpice is what I consider should be the plural of a House Spouse – House-Wife or House-Husband. We have mice not mouses, hence Spice not Spouses!)