If I were a fighter pilot I would be a winged warrior from the outer rings of The Mongolia Bowl, set out to save the slopes from grizzly bears and snow jaguar. When the going gets tough, the tough get going right? Right!
As you all know, Craig is a spindle on a rocket when it comes to his job and friends, so we've set up a test to see whether he'll get going or the going will get him. Three cars to a row with thirty-seven rows should just about set the record when it comes to smooching the cow these days. Why should this be any different? The answer is that it's not. If three blind mice were crossing the road while four blind mice were driving tractor trailors all at the same time who would run over who. Who would survive? The answer to that riddle lies within the confines of the Truck Masters school for truck driving. You see, the Truck Masters school for driving offers a blind driving course, similar to the cars for the blind organization. When all the mice take the necessary courses and pass the test they give at the end, they are capable of driving on the road, therefore they will crush the three blind mice crossing the road. No Truck Masters school for truck driving, no mousey road kill. End of story.
