Craig Effron Online

The hits just keep on coming...now there is another web page about Craig Effron at xing.com. Find out more info and profile things.

Craig Effron has recently been added on the LinkedIn network of people who are all linked in together in a network called LinkedIn. Some strange stuff is on there and I can't figure out if it's good or bad or what so I will just leave it as is for now. It mentions computer jewelry matching a lot and of course numchucks. Everyone knows I love numchucks because they are the best thing ever so that part is true.

I do love Space Hog and my sister Jodie and my dog Max.

It's been some time since our last update about Craig and Nascar so I'll put some information down up on this blog. In the first week of October of the year 2006, the Nascar people met in a dark alley to discuss the next steps they were to take. Sixteen executives in dark pants and sunglasses talked for 2 hours while eating pancakes and whipped cream sundaes. There were many ideas put on the table from the plainly absurd to the amazingly brilliant. At one point two executives were ready to throw down, but the fight was broken up before it started. 'Craig Effron', they said, 'is still a threat to the other drivers, but he has such a strong fan base and we need that fan base, it's good for the sport'. They unanimously decided to reinstate Mr. Effron and will allow him to race again in the second quarter of 2008. I know all his fans will be ecstatic and so am I!

When I go to the supermarket I immediately look for the mangled onions isle because I like to see the suffering tears jerkers get a taste of their own medicine. On one Sunday afternoon roaming around in the ketchup row I met Craig Effron. He was holding a shopping list that his wife gave him the other day and looking at it curiously like he couldn't read the handwriting. I went over and asked him what the problem was, maybe he needed some reading lessons or perhaps reading glasses. He said his problem wasn't that he couldn't read, but that he was so confused as to what his wife put in the list. I took a list and his wife must have done some serious drugs when she wrote it because it was in complete jibberish. The thing is all the words were complete, it's just they were all in the wrong order...
To Be Continued...

If I were a fighter pilot I would be a winged warrior from the outer rings of The Mongolia Bowl, set out to save the slopes from grizzly bears and snow jaguar. When the going gets tough, the tough get going right? Right!

As you all know, Craig is a spindle on a rocket when it comes to his job and friends, so we've set up a test to see whether he'll get going or the going will get him. Three cars to a row with thirty-seven rows should just about set the record when it comes to smooching the cow these days. Why should this be any different? The answer is that it's not. If three blind mice were crossing the road while four blind mice were driving tractor trailors all at the same time who would run over who. Who would survive? The answer to that riddle lies within the confines of the Truck Masters school for truck driving. You see, the Truck Masters school for driving offers a blind driving course, similar to the cars for the blind organization. When all the mice take the necessary courses and pass the test they give at the end, they are capable of driving on the road, therefore they will crush the three blind mice crossing the road. No Truck Masters school for truck driving, no mousey road kill. End of story.

For those of you who do not watch cable, there is a new show on Showtime called Californication starring David Ducovny and the chick from Ronin. The show is about Ducovny's character Hank Moody who is a charizmatic, partially depressed writer who is still in love with the mother of his daughter (that chick from Ronin). Good shows are about the characters over the stories and this show has interesting characters all the way through. From Hank's agent to Ronin girl's daughter to the agent's daughter, everyone has his or her story.

Americas Next Top Model is a show that should appeal to everyone; Young girls who always dream of growing up and becoming models. Older woman who can get tips and ideas for improving their appearance. Anyone who is in the Fashion/Beauty industry that wants to further their career by getting inspiration and new creative ideas. Above all, MEN enjoy Americas next top model for the obvious reason: HOT WOMAN. Beautiful girls with perfect bodies strutting their stuff on the runway. Craig Effron is one of these men. Craig Effron will not miss an episode.

This is my first blog attempt and a test of the system to see if it could handle my -ness. I like to read. I like to jump. I like to swing on trees.

Tonight we had dinner with the Knolls from the EU at Prime Grill. A bunch of us had appetizers which were all pretty good, but nothing spectacular. If you had dinner with us then please comment on how your appetizer was, maybe someone had better luck than I did. Although mine was very good, I've had better which doesn't by any means mean it was bad, just not as good as I think it should have been. Now lets move on to the main course. That was good and filling. I had a very big steak and it was good. For dessert i had the Craig Effron Sugar Plum Pie and it was awesomely average.

Craig's first love(s)

Let's start with the classics. Craig's favorite decade is the 60's, a great time for classic muscle cars. The late 60's in my opinio was the best time for these cars. The first car that comes to mind is the '67, '68 and '69 mustang. The best of them all is the 1969 Mustang Mach 1. This car is still one of the most beautiful cars of all time with powder to boot! To boot!

Let's move on to the 80's, Effron Style!