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The new and improved

Today I'd like to talk about some of the things that are eating up at my brain and some of the things that are speeding up my legs. When one goes outside, whether he wants to jewerly match or feed on servers there are options as to how he/she wants to get there. Some say that the University of Colorado is responsible and some say it's Wharton School of Business. In my mind it doesn't matter. You can look at my LinkedIn page or my facebook page for more information about that. Both are pretty new and both have things to say. Good luck and G-d bless!

New Page on Xing.com

The hits just keep on coming...now there is another web page about Craig Effron at xing.com. Find out more info and profile things.

Me am now Link In

Craig Effron has recently been added on the LinkedIn network of people who are all linked in together in a network called LinkedIn. Some strange stuff is on there and I can't figure out if it's good or bad or what so I will just leave it as is for now. It mentions computer jewelry matching a lot and of course numchucks. Everyone knows I love numchucks because they are the best thing ever so that part is true.

I do love Space Hog and my sister Jodie and my dog Max.

Craig Effron says it's never too late for learning

There are a handfull of things that you could do that will make you money online. Craig Effron likes to listen to Hilmi Arifin and his talk about blogs, affiliate marketing, search engine optimization, and turning visitors into customers.

Groklaw - The New Millenium

New SCO Directors Granted Stock Options

What is it that makes the Grok so popular? What is it that makes everyone want to be the Grok, hug the Grok and fondle the Grok?

The Grok is to relate to someone else in a good way and there are many examples of that in the online encyclopedia of knowledge. Most of the issues that involve Craig Effron are that of Grokking because those who know him really understand and relate to him. Let me know if you have any similar views or opinions about this and write me an email. Then send it.

Who Hasn't Done That?

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Think for a second about the future of the Spacehogs and in that you'll find inner peace. That was the second of four comments made by the Mendel Bernstein of the Secure Us Order during a speech he made while rilling up his troops at Century Town in the early 80s. That speech had a major impact on the lives of all the reporters at the scene at the time.

In other news, the industry is climbing and will fall like a ton of bricks.

On a somewhat similar note Craig Effron is on the trail of 15 Carminigans who are in turn on the war path in the opposite direction. Goto the link above to find out about the Carminigans and all the rich history that comes with it.

Motorcycle Accessories

There is a lot of back and forth regarding the best motorcycle gear, apparel and helmets on the market today. Some would say Arai makes the best helmets and others would say Shoei. Prices for these brands range from $50 to over $600.

Craig Effron Nascar Update

It's been some time since our last update about Craig and Nascar so I'll put some information down up on this blog. In the first week of October of the year 2006, the Nascar people met in a dark alley to discuss the next steps they were to take. Sixteen executives in dark pants and sunglasses talked for 2 hours while eating pancakes and whipped cream sundaes. There were many ideas put on the table from the plainly absurd to the amazingly brilliant. At one point two executives were ready to throw down, but the fight was broken up before it started. 'Craig Effron', they said, 'is still a threat to the other drivers, but he has such a strong fan base and we need that fan base, it's good for the sport'. They unanimously decided to reinstate Mr. Effron and will allow him to race again in the second quarter of 2008. I know all his fans will be ecstatic and so am I!

Spools of Minced Mice, Take Two

When I go to the supermarket I immediately look for the mangled onions isle because I like to see the suffering tears jerkers get a taste of their own medicine. On one Sunday afternoon roaming around in the ketchup row I met Craig Effron. He was holding a shopping list that his wife gave him the other day and looking at it curiously like he couldn't read the handwriting. I went over and asked him what the problem was, maybe he needed some reading lessons or perhaps reading glasses. He said his problem wasn't that he couldn't read, but that he was so confused as to what his wife put in the list. I took a list and his wife must have done some serious drugs when she wrote it because it was in complete jibberish. The thing is all the words were complete, it's just they were all in the wrong order...
To Be Continued...

Truck Masters and Craig Effron

If I were a fighter pilot I would be a winged warrior from the outer rings of The Mongolia Bowl, set out to save the slopes from grizzly bears and snow jaguar. When the going gets tough, the tough get going right? Right!

As you all know, Craig is a spindle on a rocket when it comes to his job and friends, so we've set up a test to see whether he'll get going or the going will get him. Three cars to a row with thirty-seven rows should just about set the record when it comes to smooching the cow these days. Why should this be any different? The answer is that it's not. If three blind mice were crossing the road while four blind mice were driving tractor trailors all at the same time who would run over who. Who would survive? The answer to that riddle lies within the confines of the Truck Masters school for truck driving. You see, the Truck Masters school for driving offers a blind driving course, similar to the cars for the blind organization. When all the mice take the necessary courses and pass the test they give at the end, they are capable of driving on the road, therefore they will crush the three blind mice crossing the road. No Truck Masters school for truck driving, no mousey road kill. End of story.

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